Me Love You Long Time

So, this is something i just overheard last night on the way to the bathroom. Not sure if someone was in the room with her or not, maybe on the phone. Whoever it was, she was trying to convince them that she is not a schlut. I think i'm going to look into getting a toilet in my bedroom.

{D}: .....so then, there i was standing there naked and then they ALL [i have to interject here....."ALL"] just threw my clothes at me and drove off. So then my Mom was like what's wrong? and I said nothing [is she still naked when Mom asks?] then from then on at the skating rink i was known as a slut [ya think?].

Now, i would've normally felt bad about that situation because it sounds cruel and potentially a crime, but.....she was laughing about it like it was some sort of accomplishment and that she had went with them voluntarily with the intention of being a schlut and then wonders why people think she was. The other part is that she was telling this other person this story and i don't think it was "are you loud guy" or "the photographer". I hope her bedposts are made of wood so she can keep count.

Moral of the story....If you're going to be a schlut, just embrace it and be it and be proud of it. The innocent act is just making things more complex. She love you long time!