It Begins

Once the decision was made that I would remain in the house and take in roommates, it only took her about one week to find them. To be fair i got to meet them and they seemed OK (at the time). Little did i know that my once peaceful home was going to be turning into a den of sin and craziness.

For my swear to god true stories i will call the female roommate down the hall from me "D" and the male upstairs will be "S". Most of them are about the things that D says to me on the fly. At first i tried to be friendly, but quickly learned that if i didn't want to spend hours listening to her that i simply had to stay out of the house or not engage her in any conversation.

D and S are both straight, I am a lesbian. It's all platonic in the house between us all just to make that clear.

After posting some of the things she said on FB i decided to start this blog so i could get more detailed. Currently i find myself engaging more just to get more material for the blog.

I hope you all can find laughter and joy in my personal hell.

Enjoy!