The Hard is What Makes it Good!

Sorry all, i was on a mini vacation and wasn't around D enough to hear anything stupid...but, not to be let down the first time i talked to her once i got home i found out she would not disappoint.

I'm walking in the house in the afternoon and all i hear is D being loud - go figure....this is what she's saying.

{D}:Wait, wait...that's too hard!

'nuff said i think. Turns out it was one of those eletrical shock massage deals for her back and her friend was adjusting the settings....so i couldn't let this go and joked with her about it later that day to which she further says....

{D}: I'm going to have to end it with that guy because he has issues now with me. I've been upfront with him that if he wants to see me during the day, he is going to have to pay for a babysitter.
{Cindy}[Action]:Almost spitting out tea
{Cindy}: You make him PAY for your babysitter? [now wondering what they do that he would be willing to pay for this....so i have to ask]
{D}: Yeah....and so he tells me...i don't understand why i would have to pay for a sitter if i'm giving you the massage and i get nothing in return.
{Cindy}: Wait.....what?!?!?! He pays the sitter AND gives YOU the massage???? You know what? Don't tell me anymore....just keep the sperm out of the spa and off my couch!
{Cindy}[Walking away laughing]
{D}[Yelling from the other room]: I'm not a slut!
{Cindy}: I never said slut!...i said Schlut!

Ummmmm......that's all i can say really is "ummmmmmm". On a side note...S has started locking his door at night upstairs. Poor guy!