I Spy With My Little Eye

I come home last night and S stops me in the kitchen to tell me a story about earlier that evening.
{S}: Hey Cindy, i have to tell you something funny.
{Cindy}: What's up?
{S}: When i walked into the house tonight [which is directly into the kitchen] all i saw was a flash of flesh running out of the kitchen.
{Cindy}: Wha?!?!?!
{S}: Yeah, i think D was doing dishes naked....in high heels.....
{Cindy}[Action]: Looking over noticing that the kitchen curtains in front of the huge garden window were still wide open.
{Cindy}: She was doing the dishes??? in heels? Naked?
{S}: Yep
{Cindy & S}: Laughing our asses off!

My notes: I showed my therapist all these posts and she asked if D was a prostitute. LOL. Quite honestly, i'm i was just happy she was doing her dishes. Although her rent WAS paid early.....hmmmmm.