Darling I Love You, but Give Me Park Avenue!

So i'm enjoying the season opener of Survivor that i had DVR'd in peace and quiet when she comes home. UGH! Always on the cell phone talking loud, always bumping into walls with her numerous bags (she always carries like three bags - i dunno why), slamming the doors open and closed and then of course....acknowledging me.

{D}:Hey Cindy
{Cindy}: Hey D
{D}: What are you doing?
{Cindy}: Watching my favorite show EVER...Survivor [BTW, i was watching the TV in the living room with the TV on...not sure what else i could be doing, but i digress]
{D}: Can i come watch it with you?
{Cindy}: Sure [just shut up! "Silence....I kill you" - Ackmed the dead terroist - Jeff Dunham]

After a few short moments of watching it she says....
{D}: I know this is not game related, but that girl has a smokin' hot body...don't you think?
{Cindy}: Nope, she's too skinny for me

Now, what is she trying to do here, find common ground to talk to me about? She's not gay, she's not bi, i don't talk to her about these things. So i say what i say to quickly end the converstation. I know that D has been fishing since she moved in for me to think that she is hot beyond all hot...she can't stand it that her first lesbian friend doesn't find her attractive. It's become more of a game with me now, because the colder i am about it, the more she says and does things to try and make me notice her - i think it's more the things she says that kill me. LOL Maybe the guys out there might think D is "smokin' hot" but i just don't.

{Cindy} [Quickly changing the subject]: By the way, i might be out of town for a couple days next week - i'm just letting you know.
{D}: Ok, cool....oh, i'm going to New York all expenses paid...i'm so excited
{Cindy}[Action]: Pausing Survivor because now i HAVE to find out how this is happening Really?!? How did you manage that?
{D}: Well, this older guy friend i know.....
{Cindy}[Thinking] :Figures
{D}: ...has been asking me to go on vacation with him for a long time. He's paying for the flight, for babysitting [I'm assuming for her kids here], and a limo from the airport to the hotel.
{Cindy}: Awesome...is he taking you to see a show?
{D}: Well, no....he's taking me to an sex club.....at my request...it's an underground one
{Cindy}: That sounds nice
{Cindy}[Thinking]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHORE!
{D}: Yeah, should be
{Cindy}[Thinking]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHORE!
{Cindy}[Thinking]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHORE!
{Cindy}[Thinking]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHORE!
{Cindy}[Action]: Unpausing Survivor.

There is no way, NO WAY i'm going to engage in this conversation further. I know that sex clubs exist and all, and i'm not here to judge, and she can do what she wants....but i am now going to have a new house rule. D is no longer allowed in the Jaquzzi. Ick! Ack! Yuck! If you think that i won't tell her WHY....you are wrong, i will flat out tell her why. Hopefully it will be a conversation to blog about! Did i mention that as i was leaving to go out to the ballgame about 10 minutes after this conversation that she was right behind me going to a PTA meeting???