Access Denied

So i'm in the shower (don't get a visual) in the AM before work - and anyone that knows me knows not to talk to me in the morning....however.....

{D}: Hey Cindy, are you in the shower? [Opening the door slightly]
{Cindy} [Thinking]: WTF?!?!? Wrong on so many levels. The shower water is running who else is going to be in the shower? Seriously, it's a Tuesday morning...did one of her man friends get lost in the house. It's never the other roommate because he has his own shower upstairs.....my God is she really talking to me in the AM...."Silence....I kill you"....i wonder if i'll have time to get something for breakfast.
{Cindy}: Yes [duh?]
{D}: Oh, okay...i'm leaving you the rent in your room and it's in cash
{Cindy}: It's the 22nd? It's not due until the 1st.....
{D}: I know, but i want to get it out of the way
{Cindy}: K...thanks
{D}: Can you get me a receipt?
{Cindy} [Thinking]: Is she still talking to me? What happened to my morning quiet time when she used to be at the gym? What happened to the sanctity of the shower? Maybe doughnuts.
{Cindy}: Sure.
{D}: Oh also....
{Cindy}[Thinking]: Of course...My shower is now officially ruined!
{D}: I know it was late when you got home last night [1:30AM], but did you notice that the internet is down?
{Cindy}: I'll have to talk to S today and have him reset the Wi-Fi upstairs
{D}: Ok, cause i really need to be able to check my e-mail for my clients
{Cindy}[Thinking]: Wha?!? Huh?!? Who?!? She has taking whoring to a cyber level.
{Cindy}: I'll text him today
{D}: K, Thanks...i really...REALLY need to be able to check my e-mail.

Since she ruined my shower i have had half a mind to let the intenet access stay down for another day. Alas, i need it for myself to check my Farmtown on FB. Yes my life is that exciting! Oh...and school.