Rubber Ducky

I know it’s been a long time since I blogged…it doesn’t meant that there is nothing to blog about though. D’s annoyances are at an all time high right now and there have been several occasions where I have thought that I should blog that. LOL

Those of you that know me know that I am seeing someone really special and she has been staying over from time to time at my house. We have been dating for almost 9 weeks now and although she is not over a ton it just never seems to fail that D will show up for at least part of it. I’m fortunate that Tracy (that’s her name) is so cool because otherwise D might have ruined my chances to have a normal relationship. It’s sort of like bringing a potential boyfriend or girlfriend over to meet your crazy relatives. In any regard, Tracy has overlooked my living situation and continues to date me.

One of the first mornings after Tracy stayed over D came home with Bob. Tracy was getting into the shower and I was hoping to join her. D sort of blocked the hallway as she was talking to me about her 5k run she just did. As excited as I was to hear about this (NOT), I kept trying to move past her to get to the bathroom. Finally I just had to say:

[Cindy]: D, Tracy is in the shower and I’d like to join her before she finishes.
[D]: Ohhhhhhh, I’m sorry.
[Cindy]: No problem, just move so I can get by you to the bathroom
[D]: Oh.

She moves and I’m able to get past her and down to the bathroom. I knock and go in and even though she is more than half finished by now I still join her and we laugh about what took me so long. I recapped the 5k run story and Tracy, just like me, is too impressed for words.

A few moments later we hear a knock at the door. I shit you not…a knock at the door of the bathroom that we are in. Tracy and I look at each other in disbelief about the lack of privacy.

[Cindy]: Yes
[D]: Can I crack the door I have a question for you
[Cindy & Tracy]{Mutually thinking}: WTF?!?!?!!? We’re in the shower together!
[Cindy]: Ummmmmm
[D]{Action}: Cracking the door
[D]: Hey, sorry to interrupt but are you going to be here tomorrow if Eric (who the frig is Eric???) comes into the backyard after 5:00PM to fix the fence?
[Cindy]{In total disbelief}: I won’t be here, but it’s fine if he comes into the backyard
[D]: Ok, I was just checking. Oh, are you both in the shower??? I’m sorry…..i’m just….i’m sorry….oh …I’m sorry…..ok, thanks.

Ok, there are so many things wrong with this I can’t even begin to tear it apart. Of course I’ll try. LOL.

· So first of all the fence….she backed into the fence and I asked her to get it repaired before winter. This was a month long thing – the reason I’m saying this is because why did she have to pick this particular time to inform me of this.
· Secondly, why do I need to be there if it’s in the backyard??? No key needed.
· Third, have you ever heard of a post-it?
· Fourth, did you not just hear me say I was going to join my girlfriend in the shower??
· Fifth, did I say “come in”
· Sixth WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

I’m not really sure if I’m expressing in a way that will make everyone understand how insane this situation was. Like I said…thank God that Tracy is so cool. D has zero boundaries!