Pajamma Jam

So i have a guest over for an evening of movies and pizza. Mind you, it's the first time that my guest and D will meet.

D comes home and introduces herself to my guest as i was in the restroom at the time. I come in and double check that there have been introductions. D sits down at the table and is doing - who knows what? Eventually D goes into her room and changes to go out for the night. She comes back in wearing this short black dress. She interupts us and asks if she should wear a pearl necklace with it. I start busting up because all i can think is something that i can't even post on here. My guest tells me to be nice and says "go with the pearls".

So then D says from the other room:
{D}: Are you planning on having a sleep over tonight?

First of all....WTF?!?! Rude. Secondly, i had already mentioned to her that my guest was staying over. Thank god my guest and I had talked about it else i probably would've just died of embarrassment.

{Cindy}: Yes, i told you that already
{D} [From the other room]: Oh, ok....then i'll probably stay at SD's (Sugar Daddy's) or Bob's.

My guest and i look at each other....i get another "be nice" because i'm laughing my ass off.

So the next day D comes home and is still wearing the same dress. I don't think anything of it until i mention that to my guest later and she reminds me that she took a big duffle bag with her. Good call....i hadn't noticed that.

Obviously for all of your enjoyment i had to ask D about it. So i do...turns out she says that she went to the gym and her gym clothes were more gross than wearing the dress home from the gym. (doubt it Monica!). So we don't actually know what was in the big black duffle bag but one can assume it might have had something in it from NY.