Mobile What???

Sorry it's been so long since my last update...that doesn't mean that D has let up on saying crazy things, just that i've been lagging. I have a few to get out there.

The shower/AM situation has not gotten any better, in fact it's worse. I guess when she's handing me a towel when my shower is over I've pretty much given up. Thank God for thick dark shower curtains. It's all about timing now...i'm in the shower, she comes in and does her hair....she leaves i can get out. UGH! On another note, i have removed all sharp objects from the house...at least within reach of me.

{Cindy}: Hey D what's the deal with why you are home during my bathroom time more and more. I thought you worked out in the early AM?
{D}: Oh, i know...it's just that i'm so tired from working nights
{Cindy}[Action]: Raising eyebrow
{Cindy}: Really? I didn't realize you had a job at night [trying not to laugh]
{D}: Yeah....it's mobile massage
{Cindy}: Wha?!?!?!!?
{D}: It's not what you're thinking, it's totally platonic. Most of the men are married. I have a boss [pimp?] and everything.
{Cindy}: How does that even work? You're not getting home until super early in the morning or not at all?
{D}: Well, sometimes there are more than one client
{Cindy}: So, you go to them then?
{D}: Yeah, usually they are businessmen and they are at hotels...they just get so stressed out.

Okay, so at this point, i'm thinking....ummmmmmmm....she seriously thinks i'm this stupid. She had been keeping super late hours...like being gone from 8:00PM until 2 - 3:00AM if she comes home at all. Now you all know that those married businessmen just want a massage, right? She had been bringing different guys ("friends") home prior to me hearing about this. I have to ask, right?

{Cindy}: Wait, this isn't an escort service, is it?
{D}: What?!?!? No! Why would you think that?

Why would i think that people? Am i insane?

{Cindy}: Well, if you were me and you were hearing this, you'd think the same thing.

Mind you, there is the whole NY sex club trip still coming up too, remember that.

{D}: First of all, i would never do that. I mean this one time this i got there and this guy was like "we're having sex, right?....you were just saying no before on the phone in case the cops were listening in".
{Cindy}: Did you turn and walk away from that one?
{D}: No, i just explained that it was no touching...well, only me touching them
{Cindy}: Well, i was just checking...
{D}:I can't believe you'd think i'd do that!
{Cindy}: Hey, i'm not here to judge, i just want to make sure that you weren't bringing something like that into this house.
{D}: OMG i totally would never put you or S in harms way
{Cindy}: Good, because i don't care what you do in your spare time but that is something i don't want going on in my house
{D}: No, OMG...no
{Cindy}: Ok then

So i leave the conversation at that in hopes that she gets what i'm saying. The next day she wants to talk to me and it's really important.

{D}: Hey Cindy
{Cindy}: Yeah
{D}: I need to talk to you about something important
{Cindy}: Ok
{D}: Yeah, i 'm really hurt that you think i would do that...an escort service
{Cindy}: D, If you were listening to all that you have said over the last few months you'd be thinking the same thing. Again, i'm not here to judge...i just don't want that crap in my house.
{D}: Well, i'm not doing that...and i'm upset that you think i would
{Cindy}: I'm sorry then...but honestly, i don't care what you do.
{D}: It's just not me and i didn't want you thinking that.

At this point i know she's lying to me. I can feel it in my bones. To keep things in the house amicable i smooth it over with a sincere apology, but obviously not 100% convinced that she is telling me the truth. Do you?