Take a Bite Out of The Big Apple

D has gone on her trip to NY to go to the "sex club" with her sugar daddy. Let me define sugar daddy again here. He has paid for her baby sitting, reimbursed her for clothing purchases for the trip, limo to & from the airport, the plane ticket, the hotel, and walk around money for NY. Not to mention he'll obviously be footing the bill for everything that happens in the city including her sex shoppe souvenirs.

Watch out NY, D is going to take a bite out of you!

{D}: Hey Cindy, do you mind if I blow dry my hair while you’re in the shower [as she’s turning it on]
{Cindy}[Sighing]: Hey D, how was NY?
{D}: It was great, SD [Sugar Daddy] was amazing. You know he’s an ex porn star, right?

Remember people, I’m not making this up

{Cindy}: Ummmm, No
{D}: Well he is and he’s been with plenty of women and he told me that I’m one of the best
{Cindy}[Gagging – Saying Nothing]
{D}: Oh, and I have something to tell you
{Cindy}: What’s that?
{D}: Ok, there was this hot lesbian there…short hair smokin’ hot bod and she was checking me out the whole night.
{Cindy}[Thinking “oh no” – Saying Nothing]
{D}: So I was asking SD if he wanted me to invite her over to our “scene”. He said that I wore him out and that I could do what I wanted so I had her come over and Cindy, guess what? I went down on her.
{Cindy} [Shutting my eyes and wishing it all away]

I can’t speak right now because the image is now burned into my mind and I’m thinking of going straight. Seriously is she telling me this….and why? Because I’m a lesbian and this is what lesbians talk about in the morning in the bathroom??? WTF?!?!? Aren’t there some sort of gay police out there to keep out the riff raff??? UGH!

{D}: So you have nothing to say about that?
{Cindy}: Ummm….hi five? What am I supposed to say….good job?
{D}: Well, no, but I thought you’d be impressed
{Cindy}: Oooookaaaaaay
{D}: Well anyway, I didn’t stay down there too long but she said It was great. So by then there was this big crowd around us and even the security guard was flirting with me. He was this big black guy. I asked him if he wanted to do me…..

Okay at this point….i’m not really listening and am trying to figure out what the hell to even say. I’m not one to judge, but I’m really starting to judge her. Rather than go into too many details let me just say that the security guard “impaled the hell out of her”. I’m not even sure I should be writing this as it’s becoming pornographic.

I do fear that D is definitely progressing in the wrong direction. This is not the same woman that moved into my house back in June.

On a positive note, D finally cleaned out the fridge of her items that have gone bad….so I’m actually happy about that. Now I can officially bleach EVERYTHING in the house!