The Hard is What Makes it Good!

Sorry all, i was on a mini vacation and wasn't around D enough to hear anything stupid...but, not to be let down the first time i talked to her once i got home i found out she would not disappoint.

I'm walking in the house in the afternoon and all i hear is D being loud - go figure....this is what she's saying.

{D}:Wait, wait...that's too hard!

'nuff said i think. Turns out it was one of those eletrical shock massage deals for her back and her friend was adjusting the settings....so i couldn't let this go and joked with her about it later that day to which she further says....

{D}: I'm going to have to end it with that guy because he has issues now with me. I've been upfront with him that if he wants to see me during the day, he is going to have to pay for a babysitter.
{Cindy}[Action]:Almost spitting out tea
{Cindy}: You make him PAY for your babysitter? [now wondering what they do that he would be willing to pay for this....so i have to ask]
{D}: Yeah....and so he tells me...i don't understand why i would have to pay for a sitter if i'm giving you the massage and i get nothing in return.
{Cindy}: Wait.....what?!?!?! He pays the sitter AND gives YOU the massage???? You know what? Don't tell me anymore....just keep the sperm out of the spa and off my couch!
{Cindy}[Walking away laughing]
{D}[Yelling from the other room]: I'm not a slut!
{Cindy}: I never said slut!...i said Schlut!

Ummmmm......that's all i can say really is "ummmmmmm". On a side note...S has started locking his door at night upstairs. Poor guy!

When the Cat's Away the Mouse.......

So I'm going to Vegas for a few days this weekend and I just let the roomies know this fact just as an FYI.

{D}: Oh, you're going to be gone all weekend?!?!? Then i can have.......[walks away].

As much as i appreciate the quick conversation with D it's the first time that it would probably beneift me to listen to her talk.....HAVE WHAT?!?!? More sex? A Three way? A Party? Book Club? Bible Study? What? I'm afraid to leave now.

I Spy With My Little Eye

I come home last night and S stops me in the kitchen to tell me a story about earlier that evening.
{S}: Hey Cindy, i have to tell you something funny.
{Cindy}: What's up?
{S}: When i walked into the house tonight [which is directly into the kitchen] all i saw was a flash of flesh running out of the kitchen.
{Cindy}: Wha?!?!?!
{S}: Yeah, i think D was doing dishes naked....in high heels.....
{Cindy}[Action]: Looking over noticing that the kitchen curtains in front of the huge garden window were still wide open.
{Cindy}: She was doing the dishes??? in heels? Naked?
{S}: Yep
{Cindy & S}: Laughing our asses off!

My notes: I showed my therapist all these posts and she asked if D was a prostitute. LOL. Quite honestly, i'm i was just happy she was doing her dishes. Although her rent WAS paid early.....hmmmmm.

Truth or Truth

{D}: Hey Cindy
{Cindy}: Hey D
{D}: I just want to say that i love it here, i can be myself and do what i want....do you think i'm a slut?
{Cindy}:Nope, i think you're a schlut...there's a difference
{D}: Shut up [slapping my arm], you don't really think that do you?
{Cindy}:Ummmmmmm
{D}:OMG, you're so funny.[Walking Away]
{Cindy} [Action]: Standing there thinking, did she really have to ask if i meant it?

She's so clueless....it's amazing to watch - i keep popcorn on hand now!

Me Love You Long Time

So, this is something i just overheard last night on the way to the bathroom. Not sure if someone was in the room with her or not, maybe on the phone. Whoever it was, she was trying to convince them that she is not a schlut. I think i'm going to look into getting a toilet in my bedroom.

{D}: .....so then, there i was standing there naked and then they ALL [i have to interject here....."ALL"] just threw my clothes at me and drove off. So then my Mom was like what's wrong? and I said nothing [is she still naked when Mom asks?] then from then on at the skating rink i was known as a slut [ya think?].

Now, i would've normally felt bad about that situation because it sounds cruel and potentially a crime, but.....she was laughing about it like it was some sort of accomplishment and that she had went with them voluntarily with the intention of being a schlut and then wonders why people think she was. The other part is that she was telling this other person this story and i don't think it was "are you loud guy" or "the photographer". I hope her bedposts are made of wood so she can keep count.

Moral of the story....If you're going to be a schlut, just embrace it and be it and be proud of it. The innocent act is just making things more complex. She love you long time!

Say Cheese! Pleeeeeeeassssse

Roommate Log update from yesterday. D slept with the photographer! hmmmmmmm go figure. He said next time he's in town they should go out to dinner. LOL

Say Cheese!

{D}: Hey Cindy
{Cindy}: Hey D
{D}: Last night i worked for that photographer i was telling you about, i made $100 an hour...cash!
Note: i did talk more to her about this...but that line is a D classic to me....call me crazy, but i just had to know more. I've gone from frustrated to just plain entertained these days